officialfrenchtoast:

stale potato chips

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(via pizza)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via bastille)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via nippleicious)

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via danistotallyuncool)

alphalewolf:

"Captain America is my least favorite Aven-"

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(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

handsomejackass:

easy guide for how to use skype:

  1. dont talk to anyone
  2. just keep it open sometimes
  3. maybe change picture???
  4. skype

(via australiansanta)

hospitalstays:

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school cum

(Source: joyridng, via australiansanta)