merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

(via pizza)

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

(via chasingtayls)

"Is your older brother hot"
- Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

(Source: emerant, via bastille)

teacroft:

one day sherlock and john are going to pretend to be a couple for a case and once the case is over they’ll just forget to stop

(via chasingtayls)